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Ronaldo’s Scrubbers Leave Stain

brazil_butt.jpgHEADLINE of the day: “Ronaldo: Trannies left stain that will never go away.”

Says Ronaldo of his dalliance with three transvestite prostitutes:

“I cried a lot afterwards…Behind the personality I carry, I’m a normal person and have my weaknesses. Now I have to reconstruct everything. It’s like a house knocked down by a hurricane.”

Or a nasty stain that needs a good scrub…

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5 Responses to “Ronaldo’s Scrubbers Leave Stain”

  1. 1
    Noseycow Says:

    aaahhhwww Anorak!

    I thought you meant the other Ronaldo.. sigh…

  2. 2
    JuneJohnson Says:

    that pink stuff?

    but three of them does show a greed…

  3. 3
    chenier Says:

    He’s a footballer; he can’t do anything without a crowd…

  4. 4
    Petronius Says:

    Not as greedy as the third Shemale that wouldn’t accept the hush money offered and Ronaldo (the fat one, not the fake one) had to threaten him/her, causing the complaint that lead to all this coming out (as it where).

    It’s not like he had sex with them or anything. Unlucky fat Ron; next time check the merchandise by giving them a good squeeze in the right places before taking them home…

  5. 5
    meercat Says:

    3 trannies? One of each.
    Conspicous consumption.

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