Natalie Undressed: Wayne Rooney’s Cousin’s Tribute To Gascoigne
IS that Wayne Rooney sporting a massive pair of comedy breasts?
We will each of us react to news of Gazza’s death in our own way, and good on Wayne for invoking his formative footballing memories of 1990 and all that.
But the Sun says it’s not Wayne, rather Natalie Rooney, Wayne’s cousin launching her career as a glamour model.
The paper reminds us that Natalie “came to prominence” when she flashed her breasts on route to Coleen McLoughlin’s 21st birthday bash. And now she’s even more prominent, thrusting out from a 34C to a whopping 34F.
Says Natalie Undressed (geddit?): “If Coleen doesn’t like my new boobs, I’ll squeeze her head between them.”
Which should improve them beyond measure…
May 8th, 2008 at 11:15 am
His uncle used to do University Challenge, bonny lad.
May 8th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Well, she’s better looking than Wayne anyway.
Great player, but not a handsome boy