Tomorrow’s Amy Winehouse Sun Front Page
THANKS to the Soar-away Sun, Amy Winehouse is helping police with their enquiries.
The Sun is now the world’s first drugs free paper, committed to shining a small red light from a video camera or mobile camera phone into the faces of the nation’s leading celebrities. (Exclusive via: Beau D’Or Website)
As the official narks newspaper says: “AMY WINEHOUSE was arrested yesterday over The Sun’s sensational video showing her smoking crack.”
Hurrah to the Sun.
And hurrah for Anorak which has managed to get its hands on tomorrow’s front page.
Note: Plans are afoot for the Sun to be published on cigarette paper so ensuring that whenever a celeb lights up a fat one, the Sun is first one the scene…
May 8th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
“Our lads help sink her career?”…….
Come on now Sun, she was doing just fine at that long before this happened.
Really have a high oppinion of themselves dont they?
May 8th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Her record sales continue to reach new highs in line with Amy’s drug habit and her dealers profits.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Anyone remember the 60’s and 70’s when Mr Plod in several countries took exceptional delight in trying to bring down pop stars like Mick Jagger, Jim Morrison and - well frankly - too many others to count?
“Morisson’s blatant disregard for law and authority and society’s fear of his corrupting influence made him a police target all over America and throughout the world.”
Oh how history likes to repeat itself. Speaking of which - any of this sound familiar?
“Public attention was drawn to his marijuana use by the TV documentary, A Boy Called Donovan, broadcast in early 1966, which showed the singer and friends smoking cannabis at a party thrown by the film crew. However, it now appears that the Drug Squad were already planning to target many British pop stars, and Donovan’s arrest proved to be the first in a long series, including members of The Beatles and The Rolling Stones. Donovan’s arrest garnered a great deal of publicity, and in early 1967, Donovan was the subject of an exposé by the British newspaper, the News of the World.
According to Donovan’s autobiography, the article was based on an unauthorized interview given by an ex-girlfriend of his closest friend, Gypsy Davy. It was the first installment of a three-part series, “Drugs & Pop Stars - Facts That Will Shock You”. Although some claims were probably true, others were false. The most notorious instance was that of the News Of The World reporter’s claiming to have spent an evening with Mick Jagger, who (he alleged) discussed his drug use and offered drugs to companions. Only after publication was it discovered that the reporter had mistaken Brian Jones for Jagger, who sued the paper.
Among other supposed revelations were claims that Donovan and other stars including members of The Who, Cream, The Rolling Stones, and The Moody Blues regularly smoked marijuana, used other illicit drugs, and held parties where the recently banned hallucinogen LSD was used, specifically naming The Who’s Pete Townshend and Cream’s Ginger Baker as LSD users.
It emerged later that the News Of The World reporters were using access to pop stars to gather information and pass it to the police. In the late 1990s, an article in The Guardian revealed that it was News Of The World reporters who alerted the police about the party at Keith Richards’s house, Redlands, which was raided in the early hours of 12 February 1967, just after George Harrison and his wife had left.”
wikipedia.org/wiki/Donovan
Seeing history repeat itself puts me in the mood for a little song.., everybody sing along…a one, a two..
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly,
…
Mister city policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky see how they run,
….
See how they smile like pigs in a sty see how they snide
May 8th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
i was there Stig - got the teeshirt - and yes you are absolutely right.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
for god sake why dont people just leave her alone. Its really sad the way the press just keep hounding her. Just leave her alone, shes doing nothing wrong its just drugs sex and rock and roll, its the way it is
May 8th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
4 annie1 Says:
“i was there Stig - got the teeshirt - and yes you are absolutely right.”
I’m always right!
Good thing you got the T-shirt, as it will be the only evidence you ‘were’ there, seeing as how you don’t remember a thing, it all being a bit of a blur.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Stig - I do remember - vaguely going from Kensington to Ealing at 2am on the tube to a party at the flat of someone I didnt know - getting back JUST in time to change for work and get on another tube to Green Park. I was working for 6 months training in London at the head office of the company I worked for (which shall be nameless - just in case they sue me for incopetence - lol)
May 9th, 2008 at 12:24 am
7 annie1 Says:
Sounds like you were definitely ‘there’.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:46 am
Yes I was there ( or nearly) I remember seeing John Lennon in a shop in Carnaby Street, I was buying two pairs of boots - one black and one white pair - so that I could wear one of each !! John Lennon said “what a good idea” What a shame I didnt get him to sign the shoe boxes?? Oh regrets, regrets - lol
May 9th, 2008 at 12:48 am
yes yes yes stig, so far, so boring
but what we really need to is does morrison live?
May 9th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Jim Morrison quote
“I see myself as a huge fiery comet, a shooting star. Everyone stops, points up and gasps “Oh look at that!” Then- whoosh, and I’m gone…and they’ll never see anything like it ever again… and they won’t be able to forget me- ever.”
So, Yossarian - draw your own conclusions
May 9th, 2008 at 1:34 am
annie1
sounds a bit full of himself this morrison fella, if he’s so sure he’s such a fiery comet why’s he begging the ladies to light his fire, why can’t the cad ignite his own flame. egads, where will it all end