Madonna Wants Us To Jump And F*** For Planet Earth
WHEN Madonna stood on the Live 8 pulpit and told us, “If you want to save the planet I want you to start jumping up and down. Come on motherf*****”, we jumped.
We have now jumped 54,982 times. If we stop jumping the planet will die.
Anorak set about petitioning World Wildlife Fund to approve a cull of all carbon exhaling creatures that cannot jump, such as elephants, babies and Peter Crouch.
Now Madonna has issued another withering cry. In a concert broadcast over the BBC, the popstar tells us: “You guys are going to have to start f***ing it up out there ‘cos I need to feel some love.”
Jumping and fucking it up at once is no easy thing, not least of all for anyone who has trouble patting their had and rubbing their tummies at the same time.
And understandable there are “furious complaints (Sun) to the BBC, which issues a swift apology, although one that comes too late for those millions of dancers who have finally worked out what to do with their hands…
May 12th, 2008 at 11:35 am
It’s at moments like this when we realise the yawning chasm between US English and English English.
Presumably no-one has eplained to Madonna what fucking it up really means.
Though I suppose we could say that the BBC is leading by example…
May 12th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Did Madonna say
Jump and f*** for planet earth OR
Jump on a jet and f*** the planet earth ???
May 12th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
it fascinates me….. everyone knows Madonna swears all the time on stage. It’s part of her show.
The offended viewers could make the most effective protest of all by turning off but they don’t because they prefer to watch, be shocked and then complain and demand an apology from the BBC or whoever who really don’t give a toss because they have got the viewing figures already on the strength of Madonna being ‘outrageous’.
Its a mad old world out there.
May 12th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
What’s wrong with a little fucking? If people did more of it, we’d all be a lot happier!!!
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population explosion
May 12th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
44 jinbrandy Says:
‘What’s wrong with a little fucking? ‘
Look wot happened to Cherie Blair!
Kids, miscarriages, equipment failure and Iraq
Time for effective contraception in love AND war
Then make love not war