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Russell Brand Knocks Back Lindsay Lohan’s Pussy

russell-brand-cat Russell Brand Knocks Back Lindsay Lohans Pussy DID you know that Russell Brand turned down Lindsay Lohan?

The Star does. And in “RUSS SAYS NO TO LO!” it says Lohan “bombarded” Brand with “amorous emails”.

Having been knocked back further than Brand’s fringe, Lohan sent him a cat.

This may because Lohan thinks Brand is the cat’s pajamas, or read somewhere that British people prefer cats to stoats, although not ferrets, which remain stubbornly in vogue in parts of Lincolnshire.

Lohan could have bought Brand a dog, such as young people do when they start living together. But that might have been a bit forward. So she opted for a cat.

The Star does not say what happened to this cat, only that it was delivered to Brand’s residence. Whether it was alive or dead, is also not a given fact.

And one cannot but help think that the gift is now winging its way back to Lohan, possibly transformed into pair of gloves, an absorbent lining for Lohan’s ubiquitous leggings or a backstroked tribute to the one that got away…

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7 Responses to “Russell Brand Knocks Back Lindsay Lohan’s Pussy”

  1. AgendaWide Says:

    Whose Lindsay Lohan? Brand is ‘losing his (old) religion’. I love that Dreaming Mandolin clip :)

  2. Gloria Smudd Says:

    chenier
    Is that Sinner peeking out of Mr Brand’s barnet, or St. Inky of Quinkland?

  3. chenier Says:

    Gloria Smudd

    Well, it certainly looks like Sinner, the old reprobate. Judging from the extracts I’ve read of Brand’s autobiography the pair of them would have got along pretty well.

    Though, now I come to think of it, I can’t imagine Sinner ever checking himself into a sexual addiction clinic. Unless, of course, it had a lot of female cats…

  4. Edna Says:

    How refreshing someone doesn’t know who that little drunk, car crashing, drug addict supposed actress is. Way to go, Russell!

  5. Gloria Smudd Says:

    unless of course, it had a lot of female cats…
    …………………Of course it had a lot of female cats ..It’s Russel Brand’s hair; female cats are his bag, man. Like, kittens akimbo.

  6. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Those nice micey-eyes lost all glimmer
    As Sinner moved in for his dinner..

  7. dairy Says:

    well what do you know - Russell Brand has taste after all…!!

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