Russell Brand Knocks Back Lindsay Lohan’s Pussy
DID you know that Russell Brand turned down Lindsay Lohan?
The Star does. And in “RUSS SAYS NO TO LO!” it says Lohan “bombarded” Brand with “amorous emails”.
Having been knocked back further than Brand’s fringe, Lohan sent him a cat.
This may because Lohan thinks Brand is the cat’s pajamas, or read somewhere that British people prefer cats to stoats, although not ferrets, which remain stubbornly in vogue in parts of Lincolnshire.
Lohan could have bought Brand a dog, such as young people do when they start living together. But that might have been a bit forward. So she opted for a cat.
The Star does not say what happened to this cat, only that it was delivered to Brand’s residence. Whether it was alive or dead, is also not a given fact.
And one cannot but help think that the gift is now winging its way back to Lohan, possibly transformed into pair of gloves, an absorbent lining for Lohan’s ubiquitous leggings or a backstroked tribute to the one that got away…
Posted: 12th, May 2008 | In: Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan, Tabloids Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 13th, 2008 at 9:13 am
well what do you know - Russell Brand has taste after all…!!
May 12th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Those nice micey-eyes lost all glimmer
As Sinner moved in for his dinner..
May 12th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
unless of course, it had a lot of female cats…
…………………Of course it had a lot of female cats ..It’s Russel Brand’s hair; female cats are his bag, man. Like, kittens akimbo.
May 12th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
How refreshing someone doesn’t know who that little drunk, car crashing, drug addict supposed actress is. Way to go, Russell!
May 12th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Gloria Smudd
Well, it certainly looks like Sinner, the old reprobate. Judging from the extracts I’ve read of Brand’s autobiography the pair of them would have got along pretty well.
Though, now I come to think of it, I can’t imagine Sinner ever checking himself into a sexual addiction clinic. Unless, of course, it had a lot of female cats…
May 12th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
chenier
Is that Sinner peeking out of Mr Brand’s barnet, or St. Inky of Quinkland?
May 12th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Whose Lindsay Lohan? Brand is ‘losing his (old) religion’. I love that Dreaming Mandolin clip