The Buzz On The Mr Big Sex And The City Vibrator
WHAT’S that buzz? It’s the new the new Sex And The City film.
What’s the whining noise? It’s the NEW Sex And The City film.
What’s that humming noise? It’s THE NEW Sex And THE City Film.
What’s that…? You’re right. Hark!
Underscoring the sound of Sarah Jessica Parker and the series of drones and clicks from her team of ambulatory contraceptive devices is a humming sound.
It’s the show’s Mr Big, who to market the arrival of the film of the TV series of the newspaper column of the shoe of the innersole has been turned into a vibrator.
Is it a damning indictment of mankind and the rise of women? Perhaps.
But if Mr Big can be replaced by a £30 phallus that never forgets its lines, then why not have the show’s actors as official merchandise?
If Mr Big can be a dildo, then surely the aforesaid SJP can be a bottle of perfume, the miserable ginger one Bonnie Langford and the audience by an adolescent Girl Guide troop from Essex?
May 13th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Somebody give Anorak a glass of cold water and get him to lie down, on second thoughts better keep him upright, and explain the distinction between a dildo and a vibrator.
And then he can sign the lorryload of Anorak:the Gooseberry(tm); the first personal communication device ergonomically designed to enable you to stop feeling unwanted, or at least to stop you feeling, with a battery life of a guaranteed 24 vibrating hours provided you turn the ring tones off…
May 13th, 2008 at 9:46 am
He is a dildo
That is a vibrator
They are lonely
May 13th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Do keep the haikus coming, Anorak…