Celebrity Big-ot Brother Stomps Back
CELEBRITY Big Brother is set for a “sensational comeback”.
So says the Sun.
Happy days for all of us who enjoy watching frontline bigotry on the telly.
And Anorak can exclusively reveal that the new house will be a real house, in which the inhabitants will be invited to pay the bills, make repairs and arrange a mortgage.
And with responsibility comes the right to vote.
Sadly, it’s too late for the recent local elections of course, and the Big Brother bigots have missed out on a block vote for the BNP.
But should there be a by-election in Elstree, there is every reason to hope that the campaigning Far-Right party will be getting a few more votes…
