Premier League’s Got Talent: Wags Special
THE football season is over at last, and the Wag season can begin in earnest.
Although the summer streets of Vienna will not be echoing to the lilting cackle of England’s First XI on a meet and greet for Euro 2008, Joanna Taylor, Wag to her footballer Danny Murphy, is making do.
“I was so proud of Danny on Sunday and not just because of his performance on the pitch,” says Joanna, cradling a ball under her arm in the Sun.
Danny scored for Fulham, thus enabling the Cottagers to remain in the Premier League, and sparing Joanna lunch with women who live in Hull, Ipswich and Preston.
“The previous day Danny had also played a blinder at home by being a brilliant husband and a caring dad.”
It turns out that Joanna and her footballer’s daughter, Mya, was ill with a virus. She is now much better, thank you.
Danny is a “hands-on dad”. Danny is mad about his son, from a pervious relationship. Danny stayed “strong for me” after two IVF attempts at pregnancy.
Nice one, Danny.
And he gives us an idea. The Premier League is a carve up between the richest teams and their richer owners. English football needs shaking up.
So here is Anorak’s new Premier League’s Got Talent, in which players and Wags step forward to say why they should win.
Will Arsenal’s youth policy garner the grandma vote? Will Aston Villa seduce the ex-pats? Will Wigan win the sympathy vote?
And can Joanna really glow in the dark as well as the Newcastle Wags?
Much to decide…
May 13th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
From the size of her breasts, maybe, the England manager will pick her to play in goal for England at soccer. With a body like that she could block a few shots and cause enough lost of concentration from the opposition that they would easily be beaten by two tits to none!
May 13th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Er, I am sure you do not wish to be taken to task over the lady’s qualifications; she obviously has a wonderful personality.
And a very long time ago I was a star goalkeeper for charity matches at Uni; a combination of thigh boots and hotpants works almost as well as a bikini…