Victoria Beckham Serves Up Turkey Twizzlers
VICTORIA Beckham, international Duty Free enthusiast, is in conversation with the Mirror’s 3am Girls. Or as the Mirror puts it: “POSH TELLS ALL TO 3am.”
First up Vicky tells the girls how she and Julia Roberts are “both mums with young children so we had a lot to talk about”.
She goes on: “Most of my friends in LA, like Katie Holmes and Kate Beckinsale, all have children so we get together and do very normal things”, like waiting for the cleaner to hoover up the spilt Rice Crispies.
“I’ve become really good friends with mums from my sons’ school as well.” No names are provided, but you know who you are. And if you don’t know, best get an agent.
Listening in, one may suppose that Her Poshness only meets people through her children. In the Sun, Posh tells us that she serves hot lunches at her sons’ school.
Being told to eat by Victoria Beckham is akin to being told to cut back on shoes by Imelda Marcos.
But the Beckhams are a showbiz couple, and readers learn that the Beckham Junior Brand eat Turkey Twizzlers at school - slices of seasonal game wrapped in hand-crumbled wheat and yeast blend.
Victoria may go on to list the vegetables, the centrepiece arrangements and the plates, but the Sun is not OK! and such things are, sadly, edited out…
Posted: 14th, May 2008 | In: Celebrities, Posh and Becks, Tabloids Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 14th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Tripe is very nourishing, my dogs love it, but they get confused over whether Posh is Scary Spice, and think its all a caterwaul anyway
May 14th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Sure she does when she is not flying around the world, damaging the planet flogging her trashy jeans only to see them in the bargain bin. Yep - she’s really important.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Turkey twizzlers? Makes a change to the tripe she’s been serving up over the last few years!
May 14th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Probably the only contact she ever has with food
May 14th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
In the Sun, Posh tells us that she serves hot lunches at her sons’ school.
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In the same sentence as skeleton staff and starvation rations, one presumes.
May 14th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Sh*t! Phewww! I was worried there for a second, I thought she may have actually gone and done something of serious substance or extreme importance!
May 14th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
She might have her critics but you cannot knock Victoria Beckhams consistency! She’s trivial 365 days a year!
May 14th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Heard the one about the anorexic who gave bulimia the old heave-ho?
May 14th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Sago pudding.
I think I feel an attack of anorexia coming on…
May 14th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
You ‘um it son, I’ll play it …
May 14th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
“Done up like dog’s dinner lady” maybe; I doubt she’s ever to be seen ladling out the sago pudding clad in a tabard top and one of those paper-hairnet-kitchen hats though.
May 14th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
That’s a song isn’t it?
May 14th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Posh is a dinner lady?