Miss Great Britain Says British Troops Steal From Dead Iraqis
GEMMA Garrett, Miss Great Britain and Beauties for Britain agonist in the Crew by-election, is considering the war on terror.
Expecting to hear that those fabled weapons of mass destruction were hidden by concealer, Miss Garrett instead reveals:
“I met a veteran of the Iraq war and was utterly sickened by the experiences he described.”
Oh?
“Our boys are being forced to remove blood-soaked shirts, footwear and weapons from the corpses of their fallen enemies because the equipment this Government gives them isn’t good enough.”
Shocking stuff. But Miss Garrett should note that the Iraqi militia favour black and that is far more fashionable than British khaki, which was only last year’s black…
May 16th, 2008 at 10:52 am
They are not meant to talk.
They are meant to stand still and look nice.
And this is thje perfect example of why.
May 17th, 2008 at 11:38 am
What a load of shite. I was in the Iraq war in 2003, and I didn’t once see anybody taking anything from dead enemy. I reckon the bloke she spoke to was just bigging up a story to try and get his end away with her. Probably succeeded as well, she looks the sort that is ‘good to the boys’. Dozy blonde twat.
May 17th, 2008 at 11:42 am
I’m sorry if this is just a joke but I guess some readers may believe it. It is 100% not true. If you really think soldiers kit is poor enough to warrant stealing a tatty t-shirt and stinking flip-flops you are on another planet. Where are the pictures of soldiers wearing these items or using these weapons (for which our ammunition would not fit)?
May 17th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Stupid, gullible bint
May 17th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Only item(s) that would be removed is his weapons so that they cannot be used again. Insulting to our lads even to think otherwise.
May 17th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
………… And then I had to reload the C4 magazine using only my teeth before plunging once again into hand-to-hand combat……. I thought I’d never see a pair of breasts again…….. and saved three of my mates that had been blown up by an Estrogen bomb….. Can I touch them?….. by dragging their limp bodies, while firing my GAU-8/A from the hip………. Mmmmmmm, veeeeery nice………. through broken glass, blood and snot, before returning time and again, and all the time believing that I’d never be able to do this again………..
Silly girl. Wake up!
May 17th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I was part of the force that Invaded Iraq back in 2003. I acctualy took 3 hours searching the dead enemy for a good set of flip flops for use in the shower, due to having left mine at home. Also left my fave Prada shirt at home so went on the scavange for one of these too, as I had heard there was a very good club to visit in the area of Basrah INT Airport…this is true just like what one of the lads told Gemma, top bloke.
May 17th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Tosh.