FA Cup Final Preview: Meet The Players
IT’S the FA Cup final tomorrow, and Portsmouth are taking on Cardiff City.
Just time, then, to introduce you to some of the names you may be less than familiar with.
The Sun kicks off with Sulley Muntari, the Portsmouth striker.
Muntari signed for Portsmouth from Italian club Udinese for £7million in 2007. He is dating Miss Universe 2004 agonist Menaye Donkor.
And he has been sleeping with Amanda Jones, who he met at a lap-dance club in sunny Bournemouth.
Says Amanda: “We’d snuggle up on his sofa with a Chinese takeaway. I’d watch a movie and he’d play football games on his PlayStation.”
And: “He kept his payer mat and beds on a banister outside his bedroom.”
Times have moved on from those FA Cup contests of yore when a player would tell us that his pre-match ritual stretched to pulling his shorts on last and dropping his wife Anne at the shops in his new Capri.
More modern footballers later…
May 16th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Hold the back pages, and I won’t hold my breath…