Comments on: Victoria Beckham Is Zero And Paris Hilton Is Given One

By: Toyboy

Toyboy — Sun, 18 May 2008 10:08:57 +0000

Posh has desperation all over her face with the ‘bum fluff’ Only someone from Goff’s Oak would wear jeans like that.

By: lyn

lyn — Sat, 17 May 2008 10:06:29 +0000

The world would be a poorer place without these two. Laugh a minute they are. Smelly perfume and denim is denim, all looks the save, but serviceable.

By: Stephen Larkin

Stephen Larkin — Sat, 17 May 2008 02:59:30 +0000

Paris’ been hawking longer, is prettier, and knows denim is not in. She’s also younger I think, and looks better in a bikini, who’s the perfect bikini model and Kim Kerdashian looks like a pregnant cauliflower in her white one piece. Paris is a personal favorite of the Versace line and mine I understand.

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:48:58 +0000

Beckham V Hilton! A half, semi - riveting clash of pointless mediocrity!
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Eric the half a Bee .. (singin’)…

I love this hive employee-ee
Bi-sec-ted acc-i-den-ta-leeee
One Summer’s afternoon by me,
Eric the half a Bee…..

Over to you…

By: Lets Get Ready To Rumble

Lets Get Ready To Rumble — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:26:33 +0000

Beckham V Hilton! A half, semi - riveting clash of pointless mediocrity! A fight! A war between two of the worlds most manically desperate self publicists! Who’ll deliver the knockout punch? Will Paris Hilton be forced into losing *cough* another sex tape or will Victoria Beckham have to start another pregnancy rumour?

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Fri, 16 May 2008 18:20:20 +0000

It strikes me as laughingly ironic that neither of them has to rely on their singing to earn their suppers; goodness, wouldn’t they both be thin?

By: The Highs And Lows

The Highs And Lows — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:55:57 +0000

£340.00 for a pair of jeans! Way, way too expensive? Yeah! But helium gas doesn’t come cheap, it is very expensive also and it sounds like David is receiving constant 24 hour supply for his voice!

By: Hit The Ground With A Thud

Hit The Ground With A Thud — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:40:40 +0000

£340.00 for a pair of jeans? £150.00 for a bottle of perfume? I’ve decided to waste my money on a more constructive matter! I’ve decided to put all my weeks wages betting on a three legged horse running in tomorrows steeplechase!

By: sadie

sadie — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:40:30 +0000

Quite.

By: sadie

sadie — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:37:05 +0000

The fur on the face is caused by her eating habits.

M and A

Sadie , they say that anorexics get ‘fur’ growing , just to keep the body warm?

By: Oh Please

Oh Please — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:36:28 +0000

Yes Victoria - We often see you looking incredibly rough with loads of slap on and a ‘furry’ face…worrying that one.

By: Mr Ri Poff

Mr Ri Poff — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:26:01 +0000

It’s a pity both M’s Beckham and Hilton don’t have a large Arab fanbase because there would be a perfect opportunity to sell them lots of sand! Ridiculously overpriced sand of course!

By: chenier

chenier — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:00:45 +0000

Or not, as the case may be…

By: Mr CA Shcow

Mr CA Shcow — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:59:47 +0000

I’d prefer to flush my hard earned cash straight down the toilet! What an endorphin release and natural high it is to know that my money is not going straight into those shameless, greedy bitches back pockets!

By: val

val — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:53:18 +0000

Blame the people who buy the goods!!!!!

By: Overcharged And Over Here

Overcharged And Over Here — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:02:20 +0000

£150.00 for Paris Hilton perfume! I never realised perfume came in 1 gallon bottles!

By: How Much? I Said How Much?

How Much? I Said How Much? — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:43:42 +0000

Can someone please give me the correct time? I’m waiting for hell to freeze over so that I can pop out for a few minutes and pay £340.00 for a pair of obscene overpriced Victoria Beckham jeans!

By: Oh Please

Oh Please — Fri, 16 May 2008 12:08:11 +0000

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………….