Bono, Beckham And Me: God Waits On Mount Kilimanjaro
BONO and David Beckham are climbing up Mount Kilimanjaro.
Moses only took himself up the mountain and there is reason to believe that finally Bono, Mr G9, might have overplayed his hand.
Says a source: “He [Beckham] was a bit uncertain at first but he found out, like many celebrities before him, that Bono can be very persuasive.”
Once the insurance details are ironed out, Beckham can be wrapped in cotton wool and winched to the summit.
But the Anorak is more concerned at what they will bring down from on high.
In his wraparound sunglasses Bono is ideally suited for a meeting with the light of God, and should take along a pen and paper and jot down his 10-point plan for a better world.
God can then study it and carve the message in stone…
May 19th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Bono the Moses Man, will Posh go along with that ? or will it be a re run of Dayvid and Goli(Bono)ath?.
My brother has been up Mt Kilimanjaro, but it didn’t change him
May 19th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
ah, but did he take the tablets….?
May 19th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
‘I have climbed the highest mountains
I have run through the fields —
But I still haven’t found
What I’m looking for’
Now we know why he has got wrap around goggle glasses he can’t lose no more
May 19th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
The English will be happy if Mr G9 accesses divine intervention and 10 commandments to help Becks take the football world cup home for England. (Perhaps more likely than successful one celebrity-state help for Africa) But would an Irishman help heal England’s grief?
No tA tAll