Comments on: The Best TV Football Chant Ever

By: bulldump

bulldump — Thu, 22 May 2008 17:49:58 +0000

the following song was sung to liverpool back in the eighties when there was not even anything worth stealing in the city and unemplyment was rife.
sung to the tune of walk on with hope in your heart.

Sign on, sign on
With hope in your hearts
but you’ll never find a job
you’ll never find a job.
sign on, sign on

By: Saul

Saul — Wed, 21 May 2008 15:58:17 +0000

To the tune of The British Grenadier, this song was sung at Ayresome Park in the seventies.

I kid you not.

Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules ,
Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these,
Of all the worlds great footballers, there’s none that can compare,
With H.I.C.K.T.O.N,
that’s Hickton of Middlesbroooo

By: brandon flours

brandon flours — Wed, 21 May 2008 15:45:00 +0000

Olay Olay Olay Jose Mourhinno is gay!!!!!! great QPR song!!!

By: MrsT

MrsT — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:01:12 +0000

bulldump, a link to a Man U video !!!!! …… yukkkkkk

but seeing as I’m crap at links ….. you tube - torres song , away you go and enjoy

By: Mic

Mic — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:50:25 +0000

The beeb reported some time ago that a bunch of spurs (who?) fans, on spotting a rather rotund fan in the opposition end at a European match, started up a chant of

“I predict a diet”.

Excellent stuff.

By: bulldump

bulldump — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:39:47 +0000

although i am no great fan of football i have to post my favourite football song, it is well made (probably well funded) well sung and certainly hits that point that makes you think why didn’t my team come up with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygb5PiSNXbs

as i said i aint a fan of football or this team, but credit is due where credit is due, enjoy

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:24:49 +0000

Thank you, MrsT.

Catchy little number, even if it isn’t by Lennon and McCartney.

I may be able to sing it once the anaesthetic has worn off…

By: MrsT

MrsT — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:06:45 +0000

chenier

To the tune of ‘When Johnny comes marching home’

By: Petronius

Petronius — Wed, 21 May 2008 11:48:00 +0000

Chelsea are the greatest parody Chant artistes that ever graced the terraces.

After the infamous Delia Smith slurred “Come on! Lesh be avenue!” at Norwich at Half time…

To the marriage of Figaro, of course:

“We’ve got Abram-ovich,
You’ve got that drunken b****”

Or the time that David Ellory was giving an interview and a passing Chelsea fan saw him and chanted:

To “Hallelujah”

“Da-vid Ellory,
Is a w*****,
Is a w*****,
Is a w*****,”

Not true Anorak, the operatic references continue…

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 21 May 2008 11:45:52 +0000

It’s a very nice song, MrsT, with or without the n.

Does it have a tune?

At the moment my brain is insisting it should be sung to ‘O bli Di, Obli dah’, but I’m pretty sure that my brain is wrong.

It’s all the fault of my dentist…

M and A

Hope its all went ok and that is it til the next checkup?
Mine went very well; back in six months or longer if you like….

By: MrsT

MrsT — Wed, 21 May 2008 11:38:34 +0000

Sorry Fernando

By: MrsT

MrsT — Wed, 21 May 2008 11:37:25 +0000

Well it’s got to be:

His armband proved he was a Red, Torres, Torres
You’ll Never Walk Alone it said, Torres,Torres
We bought the lad from sunny Spain
He get’s the ball, he scores again
Fernado Torres, Liverpools number nine.