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Fritzl Watch: Fritzl Kids Flee Austria For UK

fritzl3 Fritzl Watch: Fritzl Kids Flee Austria For UK“CELLAR KIDS MOVE TO UK,” says the Star, which leads with news that Josef Fritzl’s family are to relocate to Blighty.

“Sex slave mum wand family get secret new lives,” says the Star. And why the UK? Well, “because people here have been most sympathetic to their plight”.

And the UK is ideal because: “It is also unlikely they will choose a hot country because of their sensitive skin and eyes.” The Fritzl story is now a British story, and so worthy of the tabloids’ front page.

The Star says that in Nazi-stained Austria the family has been “hounded by the media”, something that would never happen here.

“EXCLUSIVE,” says the Sun, “BRITISH FRITZL’S VILE CRIMES.”

Anne Marie Wilson tells the Sun, via love it magazine, that she was raped by her father, John McMillan, and told to have his child and claim child benefits.

It’s a grim story, but there’s only limited detail, and no mention of how Mr McMillan was turned onto his perversion by watching Das Boot and Sky Sunday from Kitzbühel…

  1. 1 yampster Says:

    Wales would be ideal. They could speak a language that none of their neighbours could understand and explain away their sensitivity to light and pallor with a history of a lifetime down the pit

  2. 2 JuneJohnson Says:

    Yampster, you leave my local alone, The Pit is a lovely pub.

    Honestly , really ,those English….

  3. 3 lyn Says:

    They should be sent to Tasmania near Australia. A small place and they will be looked after. Tasmania does not have the bright sunshine, is cool, has lots of forests too. Privacy would be at a premium.

  4. 4 dairy Says:

    poor sods, wherever they go, they will be hounded…

  5. 5 lyn Says:

    They have no life ahead of them poor things. When they marry goodness knows what health problems will occur in their offspring. It is good though that they are getting away from the evil they have been through and lets hope all works out for them re a happy life.

    Mods and Admin

    Its more than likely that the medics will advise them on possible damage to any future children they may have, depending on their own genetic background - but its said that Kirsten has epilepsy which could be as a direct result, and that the oldest boy has motor neurone disease, in which case even without the incestuous problems , they may opt out of children for those reasons alone?

    Given what must have gone on down in their jail, they probably are not too keen on sex/intimacy and childbirth anyway.

    But they can carve out a life for themselves, they certainly are survivors

  6. 6 JuneJohnson Says:

    Just seen this:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/josef_fritzl/2036481/Austria-Josef-Fritzl%27s-daughter-Kerstin-brought-out-of-coma.html

  7. 7 Mary Says:

    The genetic problem with incest is the increased risk of getting 2 identical copies of “bad” recessive genes in the offspring; this is a problem for the Fritzl kids themselves, but the commenters who worry about the Fritzl kids having defective children can relax. They have absolutely no increased risk of passing on harmful traits to the next generation.

  8. 8 vivi Says:

    please, as musch as I feel sorry for these kids, don’t send them to Australia, there are enough imbreeds here!!!!to Mary: Imbreeds are a problem, and they CAN pass harmful genes. Or you know more about genetics than most of the scientists? I think we all should worry!!!!

  9. 9 dairy Says:

    I think we should all certainly worry about imbreeds - it’s a new one on me…

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