Giraffe Bomber: Nicky Reilly’s Minor Mishap
NEWS in the Mirror of Nicky Reilly, the alleged restaurant bomber whose campaign to rid Exeter and, one imagines, Greater Devon of London-based eateries sees him quizzed by the police.
Reilly, we learn has the mental age of ten, so qualifying him in theory for the Giraffe restaurant happy meal and balloon combo.
His mental capacity may also qualify him to be treated as a minor by the police…

May 27th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
“His mental capacity may also qualify him to be treated as a minor by the police…”
His mental capacity might have qualified him to join the police. It’s a bit late now though.
May 27th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
P.S. Your clock is 16 minutes fast.
gains a minute a week, we know
May 27th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
well, the police don’t have a great record with minors over the years - look what happened when Thatcher was in the chair, fair decimated the mining industry….
May 28th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
When I was ten I knew it was wrong to bomb restaurants. How is his mental age an excuse?