Critics Review Fern Britton Weight Loss DVD
FERN Britton weight loss DVD in hand, we flip the over and cover see what the reviewers are saying about it.
Mirror reader T. Blair: “”This is the most sickening act of deception I think I have come across.”
Fern Britton: “So anything you’ve read that has anything I’ve said about image, diet, bla bla bla, I haven’t said.
Britton, Fern: Who wants to be a slave to all the fads and put your body through stresses and strains it doesn’t need?
Message boards: “Gastric band!….Wot no 100% commitment to dieting?….She sort of cheated big time didn’t she!…. Whats the title of her her next book/fitness DVD ‘How To Do The London Marathon On A Moped’?”
Soaraway Sun: Fern: I’m not a big fat fibber
Amanda Platell: “Yes, technically speaking, she never lied. But, sometimes, hiding the truth can be as bad as lying. Isn’t her omission a bit like the husband who says he never lied to his wife about his mistress because she never asked?”
Shocked n Dismayed: “Fern has diminished not just in size but also in stature.”
Wendy Sloane: “I’m paying for the operation myself, about £7,000. I look at it this way: if I lose the weight, I can get back into all my clothes, so I won’t need to buy any new ones.”
Slim Whiteman: Gastric band?…. That should really drastically reduce the stomachs capacity for food intake!….They’ll only be enough daily room to eat one whole Victoria Beckham!
Alternative Therapy: “Why not do it the cheaper way? Ditch the surgery and just wrap a gastric band a few times around around the biscuit tin until it’s too tight to open?”
And many, many more…

June 3rd, 2008 at 9:48 am
I am led to believe that there are websites where one can obtain information about circumventing the limitations of a gastric band.
Not, of course, that I owe my Rubenesque proportions to my daily intake of 14 chocolate bars and 5 tubs of Hagen-Daz organic strawberries and cream…
I think it’s the alcohol that does it…
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 am
I think Wendy Sloane shouldn’t be quite so public with that remark, of course she’ll need to go shopping if she loses weight, good grief woman! Thats a man’s remark!!!!
Chenier large or small tubs?
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:11 am
Large tubs, of course!
The offspring keeps telling me that if I only cut back on the HD I’d be able to buy a pair of Manolos every month…
M and
of course this option could be taken….but ( BUT)