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Gemma Atkinson’s Kebab Fillers

gemma-atkinson-kebab Gemma Atkinsons Kebab FillersHAS the Sun written the line that best sums up tabloid reporting? Your views please:

BOOZED-UP telly babe Gemma Atkinson has stunned customers in a kebab shop - by bragging she turned down £8MILLION to show off her boobs.

For those of you interested in the full tableau, the Sun journeys to the First Base kebab shop in Bury, Greater Manchester where a lad is asking a surgically enhanced Atkinson: “Get your t*ts out!”

Says Gemma, in the company of her footballer Marcus Bent: “You are being rude. I have turned down showing my breasts for f***ing £8million.”

Anorak is uncertain of the going rate for breasts, but believes a pair can be bought for less than that sum, although what with the add-ons and optional extras, costs can mount up…

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4 Responses to “Gemma Atkinson’s Kebab Fillers”

  1. dairy Says:

    can she really count that far….?

  2. Anorak Says:

    8

  3. uncle cyril Says:

    Get her name right…You nobheads…

  4. dairy Says:

    please enlighten us, uncle cyril - we do so like to be precise at all times….

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