Gemma Atkinson’s Kebab Fillers
HAS the Sun written the line that best sums up tabloid reporting? Your views please:
BOOZED-UP telly babe Gemma Atkinson has stunned customers in a kebab shop - by bragging she turned down £8MILLION to show off her boobs.
For those of you interested in the full tableau, the Sun journeys to the First Base kebab shop in Bury, Greater Manchester where a lad is asking a surgically enhanced Atkinson: “Get your t*ts out!”
Says Gemma, in the company of her footballer Marcus Bent: “You are being rude. I have turned down showing my breasts for f***ing £8million.”
Anorak is uncertain of the going rate for breasts, but believes a pair can be bought for less than that sum, although what with the add-ons and optional extras, costs can mount up…
June 9th, 2008 at 10:43 am
can she really count that far….?
June 9th, 2008 at 10:43 am
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June 9th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Get her name right…You nobheads…
June 10th, 2008 at 11:20 am
please enlighten us, uncle cyril - we do so like to be precise at all times….