Sophie Price Does Implied Topless
WHO’S that girl on the Star’s cover page?
The face of a young Bobby Charlton between the hair and body of Cherie Blair circa 1983, suggests she’s the product of an unlikely coupling.
Inside there are more pictures of her, and our patron Old Mr Anorak identifies the woman as the new face of Channel X, his fellow one-handed organist Mr Richard Desmond’s tissue-clad TV channel.
Further reading and we learn that this vision is Sophie Price, sister to Katie Price, the model who put Jordan on the map.
Sophie has been getting a feel for the role by “upgrading her boobs”, then taking her bra off and amazing one and all as her new attachments defy gravity and follow your eyes around the room, literally.
Says Sophie: “I’m a bit nervous about doing this shoot, because it’s the first time I’ve done ‘implied topless’ – and I’ve just had the surgery.”
Sophie’s box fresh talents need not worry, as she crosses her hand across her orangey brown chests and takes us back to those halcyon days when England won the World Cup under a Labour Government…
June 18th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
not as good as jordan.go home baby.
July 6th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
where can i see the pictures?