That Daily Mirror Sienna Miller Exclusive In Full
THOSE DAILY Mirror just keep the scoops coming.
Not only is there an offer for 20% Dorothy Perkins goods (exclusive); not only is there a list of ALL the horse running at Royal Ascot; but on the front page there is more.
You want more? Can you handle more?
The more is the front-page screamer: “Sienna tells all”. It’s professional girlfriend Sienna Miller. And it is “3am exclusive”. It’s 3am and the phone is ringing…
Whipping through the paper, readers are confronted with 364 words of excited – and “exclusive” – prose. Of these words, Sienna utters 24.
Turning to the Mirror’s wee girls duo, Sienna utters:
“It has been hard work. I’m absolutely knackered. I don’t think I’ll be partying much tonight - I’ll leave that up to you two.”
Wow indeed.
Perhaps if the 3am Girls called themselves the 10pm girls they would catch celebs in more talkative mood