Polite Burglars Introduce Themselves
THe gentleman callers:
Two burglars broke into an elderly widow’s home - and introduced themselves.
“We are Marc and Francois. We’re friendly burglars and we won’t assault you,” they said after breaking into Simone Delapierre’s villa in Belgium. The pair pocketed jewellery and £200 - and advised her not to leave her windows open. They then gave Simone, 82, a hug and a kiss on the cheek and waved goodbye.
Simone said: “At least they gave me some good advice.”
June 19th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Raffles had style too
June 19th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I can’t quite see it catching on with the chavs over here.
“Me an im are Gaz and Daz. We fort yer was out. If yer make a noise, we’ll fuckin kill yer, now where’s yer pension money?”
June 19th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Mic
“Me an im are Gaz and Daz. We fort yer was out. If yer make a noise, we’ll fuckin kill yer, now where’s yer pension money?”
Please.
June 19th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
…accurate though….!
June 19th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Interesting concept, it wouldn’t work around here (Wisconsin) though…. too many armed homeowners with large dogs.
Like me for instance…….
June 20th, 2008 at 11:50 am
you’re a large dog…? ScoobyDoo rides again!!!!
sorry David, couldn’t resist that…