Big Brother 9: Deep Throating Watergate
BIG Brother 9 Watch: Anorak’s looks at Big Brother news in the media…
FEELINGS of nostalgia wash over the Star as the paper’s hacks tune into Big Brother.
How they long for the 1970s.
If only this were the 1970s, Big Brother would be presented by a proper host like Dave Lee Travis with opinion from self-styled Leader of The Gang, Gary Glitter.
This hankering for the 70s is manifest in remembering Watergate. Alexandra de Gale has been evicted from the house and the Star lists her crimes thus:
CHIPGATE – She verbally attacked Bex, 21, Steph, 19, and Rachel, 24, in a row over burned chips and got an official warning.
LIGHTERGATE – She exploded on camera at Rex, 24, for showing her “disrespect” by touching her lighter.
MUSLIMGATE – She intimidated Mohamed, 23, over his Muslim beliefs because he dressed as a girl for a laugh at his birthday party. She had another BB dressing down for her “inappropriate behaviour”.
BLINDGATE – She stooped to a new low yesterday by claiming that Mikey, 33, was faking his blindness and “playing on his disability”.
(Only a sicko would do that. Is he?)
But no Deap Throat-Gate. Not yet. Although the Star is hopeful…
June 19th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
“playing on his disability”.
This is undoubtedly incorrect.
I am reliably informed that Mikey was playing on his triangle…
June 20th, 2008 at 9:09 am
I never really looked at my Primary School piano tuner as playing on his disability before, fanx Alex, BB really does change and enrich your life.
June 20th, 2008 at 10:48 am
…did you really mean “enrich”….?