Celebrity Baby Ordering Service: Charlotte Church Requests
MORE on Anorak’s Celebrity Baby Ordering Service as singer Charlotte Church makes her request known.
“I want between four and six,” says Charlotte in the Mail, “and Gavin wants eight.”
Anorak notes that between four and six is most often “five”, which is three less than eight.
Some room, then, for argument, although if Charlotte orders now Anorak can guarantee five children and a free gift of three small his ‘n’ hers pug dogs…
Don’t delay!
Posted: 25th, June 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 26th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Bugger!
I meant dyslexic.
That’s a perfectly good joke ruined…
June 26th, 2008 at 1:35 am
Spelling errors, really?
Thank God for that. I thought I was Anoraksic.
Boom, boom!
June 25th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Pugs are really quite sweet
June 25th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
We should open a book of Anoraks or Rakonas misspells, especially his own name?
June 25th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Anorak notes that between four and six is most often “five”, which is three less than eight
Impressive maths ability, making up for spelling errors?
June 25th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Control yourself, woman.
There is a queue, you know!
June 25th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Gimme the pugs, gimme the pugs ……. pleeeeeeeeeeez
June 25th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
You bugger you changed that!!!
June 25th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Where or what is Anroak?