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Celebrity Baby Ordering Service: Charlotte Church Requests

charlotte-church-gavin.jpgMORE on Anorak’s Celebrity Baby Ordering Service as singer Charlotte Church makes her request known.

“I want between four and six,” says Charlotte in the Mail, “and Gavin wants eight.”

Anorak notes that between four and six is most often “five”, which is three less than eight.

Some room, then, for argument, although if Charlotte orders now Anorak can guarantee five children and a free gift of three small his ‘n’ hers pug dogs…

Don’t delay!

  1. 1 JuneJohnson Says:

    Where or what is Anroak?

  2. 2 JuneJohnson Says:

    You bugger you changed that!!!

  3. 3 Julie Says:

    Gimme the pugs, gimme the pugs ……. pleeeeeeeeeeez :grin:

  4. 4 chenier Says:

    Control yourself, woman.

    There is a queue, you know!

  5. 5 Noseycow Says:

    Anorak notes that between four and six is most often “five”, which is three less than eight

    Impressive maths ability, making up for spelling errors?

  6. 6 JuneJohnson Says:

    We should open a book of Anoraks or Rakonas misspells, especially his own name?

  7. 7 JuneJohnson Says:

    Pugs are really quite sweet

  8. 8 bill Says:

    Spelling errors, really?

    Thank God for that. I thought I was Anoraksic.

    Boom, boom!

  9. 9 bill Says:

    Bugger!

    I meant dyslexic.

    That’s a perfectly good joke ruined…

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