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The Sunday Express Guarantees Disappointment

bowie-express-film The Sunday Express Guarantees DisappointmentIT’S Sunday and the paper are giving away stuff! Stuff! STUFF!!

The pick of the bunch is the Sunday Express’s offer of a “FREE DAVID BOWIE MOVIE FOR EVERY READER.”

What’ll it be, sir, the Labyrinth (“The worst film ever” – Time Out), The Man Who Fell To Earth (“Possibly the worst film ever” – Geriatric Monthly) or The Prestige (“This has to be the worst film ever” – all papers)?

Buy now to ensure disappointment…

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5 Responses to “The Sunday Express Guarantees Disappointment”

  1. agw Says:

    The Sunday Express? The Sunday Mail? Oh the confusion. The Horror, The Horror!

  2. Anorak Says:

    Turn the lights down lo-ho-ho…

  3. Carmen Says:

    Ask Nick for an upgrade, that’ll sort it….

  4. Leon Says:

    Why the negative attitude regarding these movies ?

    I have seen all three of these films and they are all quite good. Especially The Man Who Fell To Earth.

  5. coolandcalm Says:

    My adult daughter still lists Labyrinth as her favourite film of all time. I meanwhile know the script from start to finish having heard it playing repetitively for around 20 years!!
    You should see me throw the snake. Expert I am.
    la la la la la la la la

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