The Sunday Express Guarantees Disappointment
IT’S Sunday and the paper are giving away stuff! Stuff! STUFF!!
The pick of the bunch is the Sunday Express’s offer of a “FREE DAVID BOWIE MOVIE FOR EVERY READER.”
What’ll it be, sir, the Labyrinth (“The worst film ever” – Time Out), The Man Who Fell To Earth (“Possibly the worst film ever” – Geriatric Monthly) or The Prestige (“This has to be the worst film ever” – all papers)?
Buy now to ensure disappointment…
June 29th, 2008 at 9:32 am
The Sunday Express? The Sunday Mail? Oh the confusion. The Horror, The Horror!
June 29th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Turn the lights down lo-ho-ho…
June 29th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Ask Nick for an upgrade, that’ll sort it….
June 29th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Why the negative attitude regarding these movies ?
I have seen all three of these films and they are all quite good. Especially The Man Who Fell To Earth.
June 29th, 2008 at 9:52 am
My adult daughter still lists Labyrinth as her favourite film of all time. I meanwhile know the script from start to finish having heard it playing repetitively for around 20 years!!
You should see me throw the snake. Expert I am.
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