The Mail On Sunday Guarantees Disappointment
IT’S Sunday and the paper are giving away stuff! Stuff! STUFF!!
The pick of the bunch is the Mail On Sunday’s offer of a FREE DAVID BOWIE CD FOR EVERY READER.
What’ll it be, sir, the Hang On To Yourself (live) (“The worst song ever” – Time Out), Time Will Crawl (“Possibly the worst film ever” – Geriatric Today) or Teenage Wildlife (“This has to be the worst film ever” – all papers)?
Buy now to ensure disappointment…
June 29th, 2008 at 9:32 am
The Sunday Mail? The Sunday Express? Oh the confusion. The Horror, The Horror!
June 29th, 2008 at 9:34 am
turn the lights down lo-ho-ho
June 29th, 2008 at 9:40 am
Disappointment is a fact of life and a stock tool of British Media.
June 29th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Not run by the RM is it? Sunday first and second delivery?