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THE SUN’S Gordon Smart – pink tie, light grey suit, white shirt, estate agent out – says he’s had enough of Amy Winehouse going on and on and on about her husband Blake Fielder-Civil.
“Zip it, Wino,” says the headline. She should “give us a Blake”.
i almost wished I was in Nelson Mandela’s old prison cell when she brought up her waste-of-space husband at Mandela’s 90th birthday gig on Friday
Blake is such a waste of space that Smart uses two pages to comment on just how big a waste of space Blake is.
“Everyone’s fed up with her banging on about BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL – and I’m calling for this to be the end of it”
Blake is in jail and has been sending “filthy letter to female lag Melissa Goldstone”, says Smart, and enough is enough is enough is enough etc.
Continues until space has been filled…
Posted: 2nd, July 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 18th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
smart is just a peatt !!!!!
July 4th, 2008 at 12:51 am
She needs to sort out her diction - or stay off the crack long enough not to slur - Peggy Lee would spin in her grave to hear that incoherent warbling compared to the stuff her generation created (I’m sure
).
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:30 pm
8 - dairy
agreed..kind of sick to wish her dead..even sicker to bet on when she will die
I like her music as she is a good singer but not her personal life choices of course..but i try not to think about it too much because they are HER personal life choices afterall..
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:00 am
…unnecessary I think, bob, to actually hope that she dies…? she might not be your cup of tea but why stick the boot in….?
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Being able to belt out a tune is not a sign of genius, it is a sign of being a good singer. Hopefully soon she will die, although not too soon as I have a bet on on http://www.whenwillamywinehousedie.com and I really fancy a new ipod.
Its a turned upside down world when crack heads are venerated as hero’s.
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Dairy 5… okay okay!
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I have a problem understanding inrony as well, C&C!!! (sorry couldn’t resist….)
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:10 pm
I doubt he would understand inrony if it bit him on the bum!
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Smart - do you think it’s irony?
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Amy is not a genius. She’s not a bad singer but she is also a crackhead and a wino. Anyone else and she would have been charged and villified long ago.
Amy and Blake are made for each other.
Unsympathetic? too right I am!
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:20 pm
To summarize:
Amy’s a genius, Blake’s a losing waste of space/time (she should have dumped him months ago)… and Smart works for Murdoch’s lie machine.