Lily Allen’s Knife Aid
WELCOME to “knife Aid”, the “huge Geldof-style concert” hosted by Lily Allen.
Says London Mayor Boris Johnson in the Star: “It is brilliant that she using her influence to make stand and I look forward to hearing her plans.”
Anorak can exclusively reveal that the concert will take place on the kerb adjacent to the Cenotaph, the venue for all fallen soldjas, after which their will be drinks and seats at the kebab shop before a rendition of Da Last Possst by the Renault Clio players’ horn section…