Ekaterina Dreams: Ronnie Wood’s Painting By Numbers
“RONNIE WOOD AND THE RUSSIAN TEENAGER,” announces the Sun. “Stone, 61, runs off with waitress, 18.”
Readers are shown a picture of “pretty” Ekaterina Ivanova, sitting in a dimly lit spot as if awaiting rescue. She is said to be Ireland with the pop star.
The paper says Ron’s wife, Jo, “53”, had believed her husband and the girl were on a “painting holiday”. She now tells us: “She is mad – she is a terrible alcoholic.”
The Sun goes to tell us that Keith Richards’ wife is 12 years younger then him; Sophie Dahl is 23 - she had a “fling” with Mick Jagger, 64; Bill Wyman, 71, stepped out with Mandy Smith, 13; Mick also dated Luciana Morad, who is 26 years his junior; Ronnie met ex-wife Krissy when she was 16.
Lots of numbers and maths for readers to conjure with. If Ronnie is looking for something to do between artwork, he could help Ekaterina with her homework, or painting by numbers.
Pass the grey…

July 11th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
OOOH LA LA
Hit it up Ronnie! You only live once.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
bit old for a mid-life crisis isn’t he…? or is it just an ongoing state of mind once you hit 40..?
July 11th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
“It’s only Rock and Roll, But I Like it” Good Luck Ronnie …………..
July 18th, 2008 at 12:15 am
What is the problem? He likes this young girl, so what he is 63. Mid-life crises! now that is a creation of women - as women gets old and menopausal, their men look for active women - younger women - bingo, mid-life crises is the woman’s tirade. For many men it takes along time to achieve success, when they do, they flaunt it and get what they want - action - satisfaction - the young girls get a helping hand in life too. It is symbiotic. We are human animals. Get over it. Go Ronnie go.