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Amy Winehouse Stickers It To Blake

stickers-winehouse Amy Winehouse Stickers It To BlakeAMY Winehouse news of the day:

“After heroin, crack and booze, Amy Winehouse hits rock bottom. She’s addicted to FOOTBALL STICKERS.”

Surely the Sun means to say Winehouse is addicted to the glue on the back of football stickers, sniffing it hard and going about the place with a picture of Dimitar Berbatov attached to her top lip?

The Sun says Winehouse had filled the Eruo 2008 sticker album and, as reported, palns to give it to Blaaaaaake when he emerges from jail blinking into her sunlight.

Upon release, most jailbirds would go for a pint, a pull and a bubble bath. But Blake will be met by the pocker-sized image of Austria’s Andreas Ivanschitz.

Odd, indeed. Although, we should say that prison changes a man and it may be just the ticket…

  1. 1 coolandcalm Says:

    No more Amy Winehouse…. PLEASE. do they do family cells? Put the whole family in there, especially ‘Mitch’ and let them bitch themselves into media oblivion.
    The more I read the more I’m inclined the think that Blake FC is the best of the sorry bunch.

  2. 2 dairy Says:

    she’ll be front page until she snuffs it - that’s what they’re all waiting for….

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