Ronnie Wood Has An Eka Of A Good Time
IT only seems like a few days ago that we read in the Sun of Ronnie Wood’s departure to Ireland with Russian Ekaterina Ivanova, aged 18.
Today the Sun announces on its front page: “Stone poses with Eka, 20.”
“Alcoholic” Woods may wonder where all the time has gone, and what he and “Moscow born” Ekaterina have been up to for the past two years.
Ronnie may be further confused as he reads the Mail and learns of the 19-year-old Kazakhstan waitress, also called Ekaterina Ivanova, he has spent time with.
In any case, Ronnie should know that the Star knows that his “sexy lover” has left him, as the headline trills: “LONELY STONE IS ALL ON HIS OWN.”
The girl whom the Sun says has “totally fallen for him”, is nowhere to be seen in the Star.
The paper notes that Woods face is “etched with anguish” - and that some sense of normality has returned…
Posted: 15th, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 25th, 2008 at 2:18 am
cheating bastard.
July 15th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
According to Fox News, that icon of accurate reportage, RW’s wife has announced she is divorcing him for his behaviour with the variously aged cocktail waitress, whose painting, labeled Photography Nude II, is now hanging in a Dublin gallery and priced at $16,000.
RW’s painting, that is, not whatever her name is.
RW is reputed to be worth $140,000,000, though presumably that will be rather less post divorce.
Cue at least 140,000 references in the tabloids to painting it black…
July 15th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Interesting isn’t it. Normal acceptable standards of behaviour just go straight out of the window if you are rich and famous. They seem to live by different rules. To an 18 year old, shagging Ronnie must seem almost like necrophilia. You go girl take him for everything you can, you’ve earned it.
July 15th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Difference between a randy old bugger - nudge nudge wink wink - and a criminal pedophile? Two years apparently.
July 15th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
just because he’s part of a legend doesn’t mean he isn’t behaving like a right prat…
July 15th, 2008 at 9:39 am
He never ages - it’s the pickling process, dontchaknow…
July 15th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Awww Bless! dontcha just love an old rocker who’s busy growing old disgracefully? Go Ronnie…..
July 15th, 2008 at 9:20 am
teens grow up so quickly these days….