Cristiano Ronaldo Gets Nereida Off His Chest
DAILY STAR readers may wonder which of the Big Brother housemates Ronaldo is, and if he has ditched “HIS ‘TOO SEXY’ LOVER” to hook up with Lisa, Rex or Maysoon?
Its turns out that for the first time in weeks the Star leads with non-Big Brother news and readers learn that Cristiano Ronaldo is a footballer who has broken off his beach-side frolick with Nereida Gallardo.
The Star says the romance is off because Ronaldo “could no longer bear the thought of Nereida Gallardo’s former lovers and the way other men ogle her stunning curves”.
For illustrative purposes the Star publishes shots of Ms Gallardo’s box-fresh curves, notably her chest which seems to follow you around the room, literally…
Posted: 15th, July 2008 | In: Back pages, Tabloids, Wags & Players Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 4th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
YES!!! thank you lord Jesus
Now it’s my turn!
July 15th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Surely the pressure of “aUnited Slave” is even affecting his private life, I hope he will not abandone his mother or who is next shall he abandon?
July 15th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Maybe he just doesn’t like her and is giving her an excuse to make her feel good, got to better than the ‘its not you, its me’ line
July 15th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
…the greedy little tw*t really doesn’t know when he’s got it good, does he…..?
July 15th, 2008 at 9:53 am
seems a bit churlish, if she’s prepared to put up with the amount of shagging around he’s done in the past….. hypocrite!!!!