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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Transfer Is On

CRISTIANO Ronaldo’s transfer is back on after being back off earlier this morning.

Says the Sun:

“Spanish beauty Nereida Gallardo looked sick as a parrot yesterday after getting the red card from soccer ace Cristiano Ronaldo”

Asked if she wanted to comment, she commented: “No.”

She’s a slave to love…

  1. 1 chenier Says:

    One day I will learn who Cristiano Ronaldo is.

    But congratulations to whoever Nereida Gallardo is for just saying no!

  2. 2 Melanie Says:

    Ronaldo is just Mr Mmmmm

  3. 3 dairy Says:

    Ronaldo is Mr Greedy

  4. 4 Cheshire Set Says:

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    chenier Says:

    But congratulations to whoever Nereida Gallardo is for just saying no!
    ————————–

    Nereido is gutted - twas the lovely Mr Ronaldo (my neighbour for the time being at least!) who said no!

    :-)

  5. 5 Noseycow Says:

    Cheshire :shock:

    You’re neighbour??? :mrgreen:

    sigh….

    Have you met him? Is he just as lovely as he seems?

    Spill the beanz girlie…. :grin:

  6. 6 dairy Says:

    deport the miserable greedy little oik….

  7. 7 Cheshire Set Says:

    Nosey :grin:

    He is lovely to look at but always surrounded by ‘big blokes’ who I assume are his security?? :roll:

    Maybe you should brush up on your Portugese and get your self over to Prestbury???

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