Pole Jobs: Dancer Benefits From Robbie Williams And Declan Donnelly
“A POLE dancer who slept with Declan Donnelly and Robbie Williams has been exposed as a benefits cheat.”
So says the Daily Sport in a story that illustrates the country’s mores.
Readers now know that sleeping with TV presenter Declan Donnelly is on a par with sleeping with pop star Robbie Williams, and that pole dancing and pre-martial serial shagging are less shocking than claiming income support when in work.
The Sport says that Christina Benson has been arrested and charged with benefit fraud amounting to a “whopping £7,244”.
Says the dancer at Bournemouth’s club Wiggle, employing the best excuse ever delivered in a British newspaper: “I knew what I was doing was wrong but I’d never been on benefits before so equally I didn’t know what was right.”
Neither of Ms Benson’s alleged celebrity shags offer a comment, although Anorak invites readers to call our premium rate phone line to say if Benson is a) wrong and right or b) right and wrong.
Call cost £1.50 a minute and lines will remain open well after Old Mr Anorak has totted up the votes…
July 17th, 2008 at 9:38 am
please define “pre-martial serial shagging”…? is it an Olympic sport yet?
July 17th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
No.
It’s an up and coming contender, but the pole vaulters have objected…
July 17th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Well at least she had a shag of Robbie williams,i wonder how his hairy chset feels when hes shagging
October 19th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Did she do Robbie and Dec at the same time? I know they’re mates but that’s taking things too far.