If kids knew that they would be chain-ganged and have the sh*t kicked out of them and made to clean the streets and bus-stations and subways and walkways in all weather - until every bit of spirit drained from their bodies - they would hand in their knives and do some fucking homework so that they learned to read and fucking write and get a job.
Parents know by the age of five if their kid has a hope in Hell. If the kid is lippy, naughty or unable to eat with a knife and fork - get some fucking help before they end up lying in bed with their girl-friends all day shagging and smoking weed! Simple!
The best one I ever saw was a 16year old having two huge silicone bags in her arse to look like Jennifer Lopez!
I looked at the kid’s mother who had an arse and a half and could not believe that this kid could not wait a couple more years to have a big fat arse! Coz it was coming - genetically! lol
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July 20th, 2008 at 10:44 am
If kids knew that they would be chain-ganged and have the sh*t kicked out of them and made to clean the streets and bus-stations and subways and walkways in all weather - until every bit of spirit drained from their bodies - they would hand in their knives and do some fucking homework so that they learned to read and fucking write and get a job.
Parents know by the age of five if their kid has a hope in Hell. If the kid is lippy, naughty or unable to eat with a knife and fork - get some fucking help before they end up lying in bed with their girl-friends all day shagging and smoking weed! Simple!
July 20th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
The best one I ever saw was a 16year old having two huge silicone bags in her arse to look like Jennifer Lopez!
I looked at the kid’s mother who had an arse and a half and could not believe that this kid could not wait a couple more years to have a big fat arse! Coz it was coming - genetically! lol
July 20th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Coco,
Marry me!