Madonna A-Rod Sex Movie Makes It To First Base
NO small shock that Madonna has become embroiled in a “SEX VIDEO SHOCK” in which she, allegedly, fails to simulate sex.
Having seen the singer simulate spanking, simulate losing her virginity and simulate sex on your coffee table in a book called Sex - it featuring photos of Madge simulating lesbianism, homosexuality and sadomasochism - news that Madonna possibly has sex is worthy of the Star’s front page.
The paper says Madonna and Alex Rodriguez, a US baseball player, have been caught “locked in a steamy romp”.
Those familiar with Madonna’s oeuvre may well suspect that the entire raunch-fest, if it exists, is covered in billows of steam, the vapour secreting the detail.
But we warned, we live in an age of technological marvels. How long until a computer wizard peers though the steam and sees that Madonna is wearing a winceyette nightie and A-Rod, as he his nicknamed, is protecting his modesty behind an oversized marrow and salopettes?
For the woman who talks about sex in public, might we be more shocked if she turns out to be a prude in private?
Of course the sex tape might not exist. The “sleazy cameraman” the Stars says has the tape in his possession, and who is demanding £1million for broadcast rights, might be wrong.
That’s not Madonna have sex with A-Rod. It’s just plant pot, a boiling kettle and lots of background wailing…
July 21st, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I only wish i was Alex Rodriguez who is a lucky guy to get it on with Madonna - from nunzio bagliere
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July 21st, 2008 at 5:22 pm
sex and shock tactics - the last refuge of cultural mediocrity. Personally I never found sex to be much of a spectator sport. Bit repetitive for my tastes. Find it more fun having a few beers and watching punters trying out the mechanical bull in my local bar. Now that’s entertainment!
July 21st, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Mechanical bull, right. Just what do the punters try on it?
We could probably do with one of those around here, depending on whether it takes zlotys…
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:58 am
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I can assure you even in rural Florida the interaction between the bull and the punter is purely platonic in nature. Polish zlotys? Lucky you, I earn in that US dollars!