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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Four Play

nereida-gallardo3-207x300 Cristiano Ronaldos Four PlayMORE news on Cristiano Ronaldo, the want-away Manchester United winger.

The Mirror leads with “RON THE ROMEO”, telling readers that since “splitting” with Nereida Galardo the player has been on dates with four girls in four days.

It’s front-page news.

The girls are not named, but the Star must be hoping one of them has posed topless and that it can finally end its daily exclusive that Ronaldo’s is dating one, er, topless Nereida Gallardo…

  1. 1 Noseycow Says:

    Can I be number 5?

  2. 2 ronaldhinho's wife Says:

    Can I Be The 6th :D ^^^

  3. 3 Melanie Says:

    I like a man with stamina. Can i be 6?

  4. 4 JuneJohnson Says:

    Its soo embarrassing seeing your pix around on Anorak like that….oh blushing madly..

  5. 5 dairy Says:

    eww, what a slapper he is!!!

  6. 6 Noseycow Says:

    5th !!!

    Yes YES oh YESSSSSSS :grin:
    :oops:

  7. 7 Cheshire Set Says:

    Nosey - I can tell you where he hangs out on Tuesday afternoons if thats any help?????????? :-D

  8. 8 dairy Says:

    oh please don’t, Cheshire Set, she’ll do herself a mischief at this rate….!

  9. 9 Noseycow Says:

    Cheshire

    My freind _ PLEASE do ( its for my son who’s his greatest fan - or course ;) )

  10. 10 chenier Says:

    Of course, Nosey, of course.

    If I ever met George Clooney I’d say much the same thing. In my case it would be true…

  11. 11 coco Says:

    Cheshire …. Are you a lady who remembers when you could get a comfortable detached in Alderley Edge for under 700k?

    I’m just glad he fucked off from Woodford. What a whinging, whining moaning excuse for a choir-boy he is!

    And he wasn’t remotely sexy until he plucked his eye-brows and got rid of his acne!

    He looked like he needed a fucking good dunk in the bath! With carbolic!

  12. 12 coco Says:

    Don’t get excited ladies!

    He only wants his knob sucking!

  13. 13 coco Says:

    Which is something Alex just sstopped short of doing - I believe!

    I must say that he is without a doubt one of the best footballers we have ever seen though!

    Bless him and his silk socks!

    Fuck off and live your dream - but remember who really made you!

    He had more assists off Rooney than he’ll ever get off the Spanish sides!

    They’ll never be as generous with the pouting little trout!

  14. 14 dairy Says:

    ..so you don’t like him then Coco…..?

  15. 15 Cheshire Set Says:

    Coco

    Do you live near?????

    Nosey - He goes to a bar called Piccalino’s in Bramhall on Tuesday afternoons (with entourage) :roll:

    Enjoy……..

  16. 16 Cheshire Set Says:

    Coco

    Sadly a 700k ANYWHERE round here is a dim and distant memory …….

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