Amy Winehouse’s Role Model, Blake’s ‘Girlfriend’ Sophie Schandorff And A Smiling Assassin
AMY Winehouse’s husband has been sentenced to 27 months in prison for trial fixing and grievous bodily harm.
Judge David Radford said he behaved in a “gratuitous, cowardly and disgraceful way”.
Winehouse remains at liberty to belch her husband’s name every few minutes, as is her wont.
Amy Winehouse didn’t turn up to see husband Blake sentenced today but his reported girlfriend was in floods of tears outside the court.
Blonde German model Sophie Schandorff, 21, was obviously distraught after the hearing, which saw Fielder-Civil sentenced to 27 months in prison today for grievous bodily harm and perverting the course of justice.
Schandorff caused a stir at court in April when she was in Winehouse’s usual place to support Fielder-Civil and the couple were seen to mouth ‘I love you’ to each other.
You may be intersted to hear what Blaaaake’s brief had to say by way of his defence:
“They are very much committed to each other and their ambition is to divorce themselves from hard drugs and not separate themselves from each other.
“Knowing the nation’s glare is upon him, Mr Fielder-Civil has every possible motive to rehabilitate himself in the way he has already shown he is fully committed to doing. He knows if he fails, an appointment with calamity awaits, not just for himself but for his wife.
“He can now see that hard drugs are to be regarded as nothing other than a smiling assassin. He wishes now to become a role model for Ms Winehouse, but he knows it would be impossible for her to alienate herself from drugs if he continues to befriend them.”
Amazingly, the defence that Blake could be “role model” was met not by laughter but by a sentencing…
July 21st, 2008 at 8:09 pm
A smiling assassin?
Assassins never smile; it isn’t cool.
In your own time…
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:33 am
Should have had Clarence Mitchell on the job!
If I ever rob a bank again or commit another murder or gross act of horror I am going to ask Mr Mitchell and Co. to look after my interests.
In fact - I would marry Clarence Mitchell if he would have me! Not sure I could consummate the marriage - but then again - he probably wouldn’t be able to! lol
He has probably used up all his testosterone by now from keeping GM in his place! lol
‘Hold me down Clarence! Hold me back from these evil, nasty people who keep smearing me n my wife!’
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
when he was talking about being committed to each other, did he mean the blonde German or Amy Winehouse…?
July 22nd, 2008 at 4:16 pm
It’s at times like this that it is regretful the British justice system has abandoned the use of punitive measures like the stocks, or better still public floggings followed by the stocks.
Now that is something I would pay good money to watch.
And extra if it meant I could throw rotten tomatoes.
Can you imagine what Amy would be like? Apoplectically screaming at us all to leave her Blakey alone with her beehive all askew!
Now that would be class.