Amy Winehouse Calls The Celebrity Ordering Toddler Service
THE Celebrity Ordering Toddler Service (COTS), sister company to the Celebrity Baby Ordering Service, takes a call from Amy Winehouse.
Says the chanteuse in the Telegraph, the UK’s leading celebrity broadsheet:
“Blake and I can’t wait to have kids. I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time. To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They’ve got their heads screwed on a lot better.”
It’s not only Blaaake that’s doing time, but also Amy’s biological clock.
But before the order is complete, the Mail checks the details:
‘I want at least five kids,’ she said. ‘I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad.’ She said the couple wanted identical twins.
At least two…
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:54 pm
would she be considered fit to look after children?
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:12 pm
the kids have certainly got their heads much better screwed on than she has….
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
TOS - chances are that her body is in such a mess she would never get pregnant anyway… if the drugs don’t kill her then pregnancy certainly would.