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Babies Can Eat Whatever They Like

breastfeeding Babies Can Eat Whatever They LikeCOME on mum, jump up and down. It’s milk shakes for tea!

Says the Star: “Nursing mothers have been told how to produce banana milkshake from their breasts. All they have to do is eat a banana an hour or less before feeding time, say Danish scientists.”

Easy-peasy, banana squeezy.

Breast milk can be given other flavours in the same way. In tests, women also made their milk taste of menthol, caraway seeds and liquorice.

Or how about alcopop, Bacardi Breezeer and crème de menthe frappe on a bed of crushed ice, lager and kebab a la mode?

Study leader Helene Hausner, of Copenhagen University, says: “Breast-feeding may prepare the infant for flavour changes and new experiences when they start to eat solid foods.”

It’s raising the bra (surely bar – Ed?)

I’ll have what she’s having…

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3 Responses to “Babies Can Eat Whatever They Like”

  1. yampster Says:

    Anyone have any rusks?

  2. firestar Says:

    not only the babies, their mums can get the banana stuff too

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  3. patch Says:

    It’s finger lickin’ good

    Sorry

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