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The Good Loos: Rebecca Loos Brings Relief To Victoria Beckham

rebecca-loos1 The Good Loos: Rebecca Loos Brings Relief To Victoria BeckhamMORE good news for Daily Star readers as they spot Rebecca Loos topless at the seaside.

The good news is not that Ms Loos, David Beckham’s pig-tossing former PA, is, thanks to her breast attachments, unlikely to drown at sea.

The good news is not that Rebecca Loos is “back to her womanizing ways…romping with a mystery blonde pal”.

The good news is not that, as the Star says on its front page, these are “The pics Posh WON’T want to see” - a suggestion that it was Her Poshness and not Day-vid who really fancied Loos and it is she who will be upset by these pictures of Loss with another.

Star readers may be agog at this revelation, or they may just have trouble breathing with their mouths closed.

The good news is that, as the pictures show, a romp consists of placing a hand loosely on a woman’s leg. Both parties in the romp should be dressed.

It now follows that any number of Star readers can return from a weekend out and brag that they have been romping like mad…

  1. 1 The Real Stig Says:

    How are we supposed to get to the bottoms of this with a handful of insinuating words? Pics Anorak Pics! that’s what’s needed.

  2. 2 Percy Stilton Says:

    I think Becky Loos is a class bird, she can toss of my porker anytime. She makes that little piggy, Vicky, look sticky.

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