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David Miliband And Barack Obama: Separated At Birth

miliband-obama David Miliband And Barack Obama: Separated At BirthDAVID Miliband would be Labour Leader.  David Miliband would be leader of the Opposition (surely Prime Minister? -Ed)

David Miliband is for Change, just like Barack Obama. You don’t suppose…

“Labour facing civil war”, according to the Daily Mail.

“Brown furious over Miliband treachery”, says the Daily Express. “Gordon Brown was ‘incandescent’ with rage over a challenge to his authority…” Voice call the foreign secretary “condescending”, “patronising” and “crappy”.

“Brains versus Brown” says the Sun.

The Telegraph’s Ivan Lewis says “timidity and incremental change will not deal with the way people feel right now”.

The Mirror’s Bob Roberts - says Brown will annoint Miliband as his heir apparent, thereby avoiding a leadership challenge now. Like the Soviets used to do.

Picture: Poldraw

  1. 1 chenier Says:

    Crappy is not too bad.

    You have to watch out for it being creepy, though…

  2. 2 dairy Says:

    ..little shit…

  3. 3 b.camel.crusher Says:

    There’s more chance of Obama ending up at No.10 and Miliband in the Oval Office!!

  4. 4 coco Says:

    Miliband is a man from the same mould as Madelson.

    I dislike politicians who are so obviously wanting to be in politics for the powers that they will gain personally.

    Where are all the genuine politicians who really want to make a difference?

    Sat here on fucking Anorak and other forums is where they are!

    Doing it for nothing! Doing it out of love for humanity and the Planet!

    Not for their fucking selves! So stick that up your arse Miliband - instead of your finger - and fuck off and leave Gordon alone. He’s in enough sh*t of his own making!

    He was the Chancellor for more than 10 years and he should have put something away for a rainy recession. But then he knows that we are not really in a recession doesn’t he?

    Because he’s working a the same engineering plant that holds all the contracts for the Global money meltdown!

    What a twat you are, Mr. Miliband - if you think that by switching one tosser for another we will want to vote Labour again.

    Labour have had it good - too good and too easy - Labour is meant to be hard! It’s meant to be painful like child-birth! It’s toil and back-breaking stuff being Labour. And Blair has fucking proved it!

    Turn voters into Tories and they will start voting Tory!

  5. 5 coco Says:

    Of course I meant Mandelson! Freudian slip - and Madelson suits him better! The meddling Madelson and Miliband Boys! They need a good thrashing in the gym. Over the vaulting-box! With all the 6th-Formers observing. Arse-wipes! Here Sir!

  6. 6 coco Says:

    Miliband is going to be a fucking big problem for Labour! I hope all the arse-licking back-benchers go out of their way this week!

  7. 7 Mark Wadsworth Says:

    I didn’t notice the similarity until I was doing my caricature of The Millipede.

    By a bizarre coincidence, there was - exactly at that moment - a piece on the news on telly where they showed a photo of said Millipede to people in the street and asked if they knew who he was. The firsrt bloke replied “Isn’t he that American who was over here last week?” so at least I knew I was not alone.

    I then spent the next hour struggling to make my picture more like the Millipede and less like Obama Bin Laden.

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