The £4 School Uniform For Today’s Youth
THE Express hails the arrival of the £4 school uniform.
Costing just four of your British pounds, this uniform features shirt, trousers/skirt and knitted top.
The Climate Cops salute such frugality – what with there being a war on. And in turn Anorak salutes them and wonders if the uniform goes far enough.
Should we not be recycling old uniforms? Remember, parents, the Kinder Kops are watching…