Got Wood: Ekaterina Ivanova On Her Rolling Stone Etching
HAPPY birthday Ekaterina Ivanova, the 18-year-old Muscoviote born 20 years ago in Kazakhstan, who has been on a panting by numbers with Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood.
Says Ivanova in the News of the World: “I’m not even from Russia. I’m from a tiny country called Kyrgyzstan.”
Such are the facts. But what of the love? Says Ivanova: “It wasn’t like kissing a 61-year-old. It was electric. There was a spark.”
Customers at the bar where the couple met may look to the nylon carpet, consider Ronnie’s hair, and recreate the moment by rubbing themselves on the floor with a rare fury.
Anorak could ask what Ivanova thought kissing a 61-year would be like, and if she practiced for the moment by sticking her tongue in a hollowed out melon or old leather shoe. “I love ’60s stuff,” says Ivanova.
Says she: “I won’t talk about the sex out of respect for Ronnie and me.”
And what with this being a Sunday, and many of us eating our breakfast, best not.
But what of the age gap? Ha! What age gap? Says Ivanova:
“His age wasn’t important. I didn’t think about his age as we were kissing. It didn’t occur to me”
“You don’t think about the age”
“Everyone goes on about my age and how young I am”
“I forgot about the age difference. I didn’t even think about it”
Ronnie Wood is an etching…
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September 9th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
That girl needs to get her head screwed on.
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August 4th, 2008 at 9:55 am
…panting by numbers - that’s a first for me….!!
does it involve the rhythm method…?
August 3rd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Wow if a 41 year age gap doesn’t matter yummy think of all those nubile 12 year olds out there just waiting for me. Just 4 years to go and it will be legal. Can’t wait!!! Being a similar age I am sure my grandaughter will get on like a house on fire with her new step grandmother who ever that may be. Mind you not being a member of a geriatric rock band, a multi millionaire and a complete ignorance as to who is the latest boy band equivalent of the Spice Girls may be a bit of an obsticle.
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
that is, not that it…
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:39 pm
A cunning plan, Saul.
Provided I still get to wear black leather, that it…
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
I was thınkıng more along the lınes of offerıng our servıces. We could get the Eastern European sympathy vote. İmagıne Terry Wogans glee when ıt ıs revealed we are ın fact the latest Brıtısh wınners.
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Will you stop encouraging the competition, Saul? I for one do not wish to hear the rustle of the tutu…
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Kyrgyzstan………….
I wonder ıf they have a representatıve for Moscow, could be a wındow of opportunıty here