Big Brother 9: Luke Buffs Up His Shiner

BIG Brother Luke and Bex are talking over each other shoulders to the Daily Star. They are the “BIG BONKERS”.

Says Luke: “She tore me apart like a wild animal off the Discovery Channel!”

Before the mauling, though, Bex makes sure her mate is clean, by bathing with him and encouraging him to use his hands as a makeshift bra, to save spare her blushes and ensure compatibility.

Says Rebecca Shiner: “He screamed like a girl when he saw me!”

This news is followed by another picture of Shiner clutching a rolling pin alongside a pensive Luke.

And then they mated. Says Bex:

“We were so sure that there were still cameras watching us, we even checked!”

And then called the Star to make sure…

Anorak

Posted: 4th, August 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink