Big Brother 9: Luke Buffs Up His Shiner
BIG Brother Luke and Bex are talking over each other shoulders to the Daily Star. They are the “BIG BONKERS”.
Says Luke: “She tore me apart like a wild animal off the Discovery Channel!”
Before the mauling, though, Bex makes sure her mate is clean, by bathing with him and encouraging him to use his hands as a makeshift bra, to save spare her blushes and ensure compatibility.
Says Rebecca Shiner: “He screamed like a girl when he saw me!”
This news is followed by another picture of Shiner clutching a rolling pin alongside a pensive Luke.
And then they mated. Says Bex:
“We were so sure that there were still cameras watching us, we even checked!”
And then called the Star to make sure…
August 4th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
…I give it a week….