Barry George Is On His Trolley

BARRY George has been cleared of murdering Jill Dando. He served eight years choky for a crime he did not commit.

The Sun says he is holidays in of the Isle of White - “the closest thing to a prison-style holiday the UK has to offer“.

And he has been to brach of Morrissons to buy “two bottles of Dr Peeper and a cereal variety pack”.

Says one onlooker: “It wasn’t exactly the type of shopping you’d expect from someone who’d escaped a life sentence.”

A quick vox pop of the Anorak typing pool reveals that if released from a life sentence for a crime they did no commit, the girls and the guys would buy:

A gun
A car
A knife
A bomb
A TV licence
A propelling pencil
Curtains
Keys
A balaclava
A rubber suit

Barry George eats Hellman’s mayonnaise…

Anorak

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