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Red Alert: Maddox Jolie-Pitt’s Forced Labour

tattoo-maddox-225x300 Red Alert: Maddox Jolie-Pitts Forced LabourALLISON Person is considering the lives of Angelina and Brad Pitt’s children.

Having said Knox and Vivienne are “as edible as sugared almonds”, Pearson of the Mail considers Cambodian-born Maddox Jolie-Pitt:

“Now there are two new cherubs to compete with. No wonder Maddox has been shortened to Mad. He looks increasingly like a furious member of the Khmer Rouge.”

Maddox is currently involved in a forced labour project in Hello! magazine…

  1. 1 chenier Says:

    I don’t like sugared almonds.

    I am partial to the odd Khmere Rouge, lightly sauteed and served on a bed of cluster bombs…

  2. 2 Mic Says:

    Just wait till they try to Pol-Potty train him.

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