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The Making Of A Tabloid Story: Sienna Miller Getty

SIENNA Miller. Discuss:

The actress has had liaisons with millionaire BALTHAZAR GETTY at the Chateau Marmont hotel — less than two miles from his pad in the Hollywood Hills – The Sun

Actress Sienna Miller’s latest romance has ended in tears. Three weeks after she was seen frolicking on an Italian beach with super-rich Balthazar Getty, he has dumped her to return to his wife Rosetta and their four children – Daily Mail

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12 Responses to “The Making Of A Tabloid Story: Sienna Miller Getty”

  1. chenier Says:

    I’m just trying to imagine having sex with someone called Balthazar.

    Could you move your elbow, Balthazar doesn’t sound right, somehow.

    Not that elbow, the other elbow, Balthazar.

    On the whole, the Anorak-Gooseberry-tm is probably an easier option…

  2. Saul Says:

    C——-r, try can you move your elbow, you multi millionaire you.

  3. chenier Says:

    And what was it that first attracted you to this 98 year old billionaire, Ms Miller?

  4. pietje8 Says:

    “Balthazar” and “Sienna”….They sound like names out of “Beowulf” or a really, really, REALLY bad romance novel. Doesn’t “Days of Our Lives” have characters named “Balthazar” and “Sienna”?

    I’m waiting to read about “Balty” leaving “Sie” (or should we call her “Na”) for McCartney’s ex.

  5. coolandcalm Says:

    Although I don’t know much about Sienna Miller or the Getty bloke other than the name Getty, I have a certain sympathy for Ms Miller in all this.

    HE is the married one with four children and yet SHE, young free and single, gets all the flak.

    As they say… It takes two to tango.

  6. dairy Says:

    it does indeed take two to tango, but she’s certainly had more dance partners than I’ve had hot dinners!
    he is most undoubtedly a weak-willed shit, but she gets no sympathy probably because she is so brazen about it..
    also because it came so soon after she publicly trashed Rhys Ifans’ feelings - I guess most people would say it was payback time..

  7. coolandcalm Says:

    At least she dumped Rhys I before hooking up with the Getty bloke who told her he was separated. (even the wife admits they were…..)

    Isn’t chopping and changing boyfriends / girlfriends part of being young? (But preferably not once you’re married!)

    Not that either of them are high on my list of priorities right now. Which Z lister is shagging which Z lister fades into oblivion compared to the start of the Olympics today in Beijing.
    I’m giving the opening ceremony a miss on principle but am I strong enough to boycott my favourite events, swimming and diving? Don’t think so! Go Mark Foster!!

  8. chenier Says:

    I take your point, but surely shagging is now an approved Olympic event?

  9. Melanie Says:

    You can’t blame her for trying to curry favour with Balty.

  10. dairy Says:

    I suppose it spiced up her life for a while…..

  11. Melanie Says:

    they had good korma together

  12. Mic Says:

    tears on her pilau.

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