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“IT’S ME OR HIM,” vows the Sunday Mirror’s front-page pledge.

“She’s distraught as he walks out to be with old pal Jimmy Five Bellies.”

Poor Sheryl Gascoigne, for it is she, and Paul Gascoigne, for it is he. What woman cannot sympathise with Shezza?

But are we not the least bit titillated, intrigued that Gazza has left his lover to spend quality time with the gut-busting Jimmy Gardner?

What future for Gazza and, dare it go unsaid, Jizza..?

Posted: 10th, August 2008 | In: Back pages, Tabloids, Wags & Players Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink

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9 Ken Nought says:
August 12th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Who dies first from Drink/Drugs?

Gazza 2/1
Amy Winehouse 2/1
Peter Doherty 3/1
Peaches Geldoff 5/1
Britney Spears 20/1
Robbie Williams 100/1
8 dairy says:
August 12th, 2008 at 9:27 am
they’ll pick him up quicker when he breaks down again….
7 willo says:
August 12th, 2008 at 6:34 am
Better of joining the RAC I reckon.
6 Ken Nought says:
August 11th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Gazza must go to AA else he’ll dead this year
5 dairy says:
August 11th, 2008 at 11:32 am
no hope….
4 Noseycow says:
August 10th, 2008 at 11:49 am
I see you don’t think he adopted the Kettering accent then Saul?
3 Saul says:
August 10th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Eee, wor lass’l hit the roof wen ah ger in, she’ll hit the flor an walls anall if she givs us any lip. Howay Jizza do us that trick with the pie again.
2 Saul says:
August 10th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Ahve still gor it Jizza, front page anall, if it wasna fer that bairn ahd be here every day. The papers luv us. Howay man get the drinks in, but do summat daft frist.
1 Saul says:
August 10th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Howay man,, ah goes doon the toon fer a swift half and yez are all over uz. Hav yez f***
all better to wrte aboot, there’s a f**kin war goan on, report on that yez shower of sh*te