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The Royal Tattoo: Prince William Gets Ink

mr-wills-mr-benn1-300x266 The Royal Tattoo: Prince William Gets InkPRINCE William wants a tattoo.

A sailor aboard the Iron Duke, on which Wills is appearing momentarily in his guise as a sailor, says so:

“He said the only thing stopping him was his girlfriend. He was worried she would think it was a bit too chavy.”

Better if Wills goes for biro and keep Kate Middle-Class onside, and adapt the tat to fit in with his next jobs of:

Premier League footballer (tattoo of wad of cash), astronaut (mooning backside), security guard (feet on desk), postman (opened envelope), traffic warden (666), King (”NAN”) and many, many more

  1. 1 June Says:

    Had a bad time with a traffic warden, Anorak? It was that lawn mower wasn’t it?

  2. 2 dairy Says:

    tats for tw*ts eh? why doesn’t he just bugger off and do another publicity stunt with yet another branch of the armed forces…?

  3. 3 yampster Says:

    His Gran’s run out of them

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