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The Royal Tattoo: Prince William Gets Ink
PRINCE William wants a tattoo.
A sailor aboard the Iron Duke, on which Wills is appearing momentarily in his guise as a sailor, says so:
“He said the only thing stopping him was his girlfriend. He was worried she would think it was a bit too chavy.”
Better if Wills goes for biro and keep Kate Middle-Class onside, and adapt the tat to fit in with his next jobs of:
Premier League footballer (tattoo of wad of cash), astronaut (mooning backside), security guard (feet on desk), postman (opened envelope), traffic warden (666), King (”NAN”) and many, many more
Posted: 11th, August 2008 | In: Prince William, Royal Family, Tabloids Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 11th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
His Gran’s run out of them
August 11th, 2008 at 11:23 am
tats for tw*ts eh? why doesn’t he just bugger off and do another publicity stunt with yet another branch of the armed forces…?
August 11th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Had a bad time with a traffic warden, Anorak? It was that lawn mower wasn’t it?