The Royal Tattoo: Prince William Gets Ink
PRINCE William wants a tattoo.
A sailor aboard the Iron Duke, on which Wills is appearing momentarily in his guise as a sailor, says so:
“He said the only thing stopping him was his girlfriend. He was worried she would think it was a bit too chavy.”
Better if Wills goes for biro and keep Kate Middle-Class onside, and adapt the tat to fit in with his next jobs of:
Premier League footballer (tattoo of wad of cash), astronaut (mooning backside), security guard (feet on desk), postman (opened envelope), traffic warden (666), King (”NAN”) and many, many more
August 11th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Had a bad time with a traffic warden, Anorak? It was that lawn mower wasn’t it?
August 11th, 2008 at 11:23 am
tats for tw*ts eh? why doesn’t he just bugger off and do another publicity stunt with yet another branch of the armed forces…?
August 11th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
His Gran’s run out of them