Sienna Miller Is Laughing And Playing With Her Hair
“OH SIENNA,” exclaims the Mirror on its front page. “WHAT is she up to now?”
Readers see a picture of jobbing girlfriend Sienna Miller, for it is she, laughing and playing with her hair.
Sienna is unhappy with all the attention and walks over to the watching paparazzi to tell them as much, thus giving them a close up of her smiling and playing with her hair.
Anorak has been observing Sienna’s career to date. And, at an educated guess, we shall venture to answer the Mirror’s front-page poser.
Here goes. Answer) She is laughing and playing with her hair.
Or to give it the full answer: “Sienna Miller is laughing and playing with her hair.
Inside the paper we discover that we are…right!
Sienna is “eating al fresco at a Greek Taverna in glitzy Malibu near Los Angeles in the company of Balthazar Getty”.
August 12th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Anorak has been observing Sienna’s career to date…………………
So Anorak…. what exactly is her career again?
August 12th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
It’s called the walk of shame.
August 12th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
serial shagger and professional girlfriend…
August 12th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
It’s amazing what you can get up to with a weetabix.
allegedly…
so she told me in the pub last night…….
August 12th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
..with or without milk…?
August 12th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Professional girlfriend eh?
I always wanted to be a professional boyfriend but the fact that I look like a cross between Albert Einstien and a garden gnome always worked against me!
Luckily my kids take after the wife or the world would be cursed with another generation of mutants.